POST THIS IN YOUR XANGA IF YOU FEEL THE SAME. you can say its by me if you're ashamed

i am not a high flying martial arts superstar that does his own stunts. I can speak without fucking up my L's or my R's. I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT NEVER CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT, NEVER HAVE BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE, AND NEVER HIT ANYTHING WITH MY VEHICLE THAT I DRIVE VERY WELL. Everyone eats rice and noodles and fuckin likes it (seriously who the fuck doesnt?) just like i honestly and OVERLY ENJOY eating beans burritos curry cornbread chicken bagels falafels burgers turkey and drink grape juice (people that saw Chappelle's FOR WHAT ITS WORTH will get this one) so DONT MAKE AN ISSUE ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE EAT

i am not a fuckin mathematician. I THINK IN ENGLISH JUST LIKE EVERY POOR SOUL THAT WAS BORN A MINORITY IN AMERICA. I am sick of people mistaking Chinese for Japanese for Filipino for Korean for Indonesian for Cambodian for Thai for Vietnamese for Laoese or for any other Asian ethnicity not in the mainstream. I am pissed at Asians being totally misrepresented in the media, because MANY MANY MANY people believe everything they see on TV... especially LAGUNA BEACH which i will not even get started about. 

SAYING CHING CHANG BOP GANG to me is as fucked up and ignorant... no, no,,,,,, STUPID, as saying Heil Hitler to a Bulgarian or Irish guy, or anyone not German. In fact, its fucked up to say that to a German, because you KNOW that they probably weren't part of the holocaust, probably like I DERRICK AMBAT do NOT fulfill any of the ridiculous asian stereotypes that the media constantly bombards everyone with. I hope you understand that They're NOT the same (groups of caucasians, latinos, african americans, and middle eastern ethnic groups), just like other Asians are not the same as Filipino. if you DID NOT GO TO COLLEGE you can still differentiate between the ethnicities and races, and if you did or DO GO TO COLLEGE then I'm pretty sure that more is expected of you.

i'm the best boyfriend ever because i said so. =)  and probably because my girlfriend thinks so too. and sometimes she tells jokes that aren't funny, but I have to laugh at them anyway... because... ahem, yes..i am such a nice guy, and I don't want to hurt her feelings. she also loves to say things to me that relate to native american maaaaze... and i just can't help but think it's so darn cute...because... well, as a matter of fact, what she says is true all the time. and although it IS a staple food of the natives, it's also a staple food for uhmm..healthy, lasting, loving relationships. (there she goes again with the maiz) anyways, that's besides the point. the point is..one of the reasons i AM the best boyfriend there is out there because...  i've become a pro at laughing and smiling at things my girlfriend says, even though 69.69 (w/bar on top of it)% of the time, it's not even funny.

ps. the end.

pps. i love you.

-Diane

Dearest Bum,

Hey Bebe! Thanks for making the past 5+ months the bestest (better than best) ever! Thank you for making me an important part of your life.Lots of memories, lots of love, and lots of laughter. All of it has made me an extremely happy person. I love you very much!

Someone who loves you for you,

Diane

derrick is the bestest

boyfriend

in the

world

because

i

say

so

!

 and because of many reasons (there are too many to write)...

but one is because...

he cooked for me.  

*and i didn't have to pretend it was good because it WAS good!